Thursday, October 21, 2010

BLONDE JOKES :D

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

P.s LMAO :D

xoxo Eliza :)

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